Texas math books wrought with errors
Texas? Only steers and bad mathematicians come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Clap your hands — ianbroyles
This picture (and subsequent caption) has spurred me to expand my Beck collection.
On Seatbelts
On Seatbelts
- Nick: You don't wear seatbelts? Why?
- Wendy: That shit is all touchy-gropey.
- Wendy: I'm like, "Dude, get off!"
- Jay: That's terrible, Wendy, you get in more accidents than anybody I know.
- Wendy: Yeah, but if my car catches on fire then I can just run!
- Jay: My car has this cool red button that makes the seatbelts come off.
- Wendy: I don't think my car has that.
East coast style on a west coast child.
(via Andrew Love)
It’s recently occured to me that I don’t know how I feel about being kept a secret. I guess in the end I still get the same thing out of all of it.
Pride ruins many a good thing.
Our party was a success! (via flickr)
I like taking slow-shutter photos during parties because the blurred pictures more accurately represent the blurry memories I have from said party. If anyone has any pictures from that evening they wish to share, please email me using the link on the right.
Mystery solved!
Apparently, the lack of hot water in this house was mainly due to the fact that the hot water heater was off.
The plumber said he had no idea where the small amount of warm water that we actually had was coming from.
Narrator, Layer Cake (2004)
Sorry, last one!
Morty, Layer Cake (2004)
If you haven’t seen this movie, you seriously need to.
Dear Microsoft,
I love your products. Do I love them because they are a bit utilitarian and rarely flashy, or is it because I feel a sense of anti-cool by supporting the anti-apple? Frankly, I don’t know, but know that I love you.
With that said, what the fuck is wrong with my Vista? Everytime I leave it on over night, it downloads some mystery update that breaks my USB so that I can’t plug in my camera or my Zune. There is no removing this update because that would cause it to crash, obviously. I can also forget about installing further updates because they all fail after the aforementioned demon update.
Please find a way to stop fucking over your loyal customers with half-cocked attempts at fixing things. You have money; please hire programmers and project managers that can do their jobs.
If you have a rebuttal, you know where to find me. I’ll only be accessible by phone, however, because I will be reformatting this hard drive to attempt yet another fresh install.
Sincerely,
Andrew T Love
P.S. - The new Zune software/firmware is pretty slick. Maybe ask your Zune team to school your Vista team.
reverb: an electronically produced echo effect
my name is andrew love. i am a resident of the great state of california. i have strange motivations and take even stranger actions. this is an attempt to help you understand the what, when, where, who, and most importantly, why.
